I don't wear these very often as they tend to be a little bumpy, but sometimes my speedo thongs kind of give me a bit of a massage when I move.

Usually I wear a different brand of thongs, but just to change things up I pull these old speedo thongs out of the closet and jump into them.

I was just walking into the house from my Dock Office and as I was walking up the porch steps, my speedo thong was sticking out a little too much and it caught on the step and I about tripped and fell on my face.

I guess that's a lesson to everyone out there that likes to wear speedo thongs, you can't wear them all the time even if they massage your skin a bit because before you know it they'll stick out too far, you'll trip and fall on your face and they don't allow speedo thongs in the hospital!