This morning I woke up to emails on my phone and computer from three important people, Hillary Clinton, Myrtle Hairston and Michelle Obama.



I know what you are probably thinking. Who the heck is Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama?

Everyone knows who Myrtle Hairston is. She's the same person who's name is going out on spam emails around the world.

But just to keep you in the loop, Michelle Obama is the wife of Barack Obama, a young guy from Illinois by way of Hawaii, Indonesia and Kansas, that is running for some strange public office job called POTUS. Oddly enough that job is the same job that the other lady, Hillary Clinton is trying to get also.

Apparently, Hillary and Barack are both crazy enough to aspire to put the combination title/ job description of POTUS on their resume, and they are both emailing me to get out of bed 4 hours before I normally do and go vote.

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