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Beer contains female hormones
Aug 14, 2006
Last month,
National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take
a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.
National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take
a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains
female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer,
men turn into women.
To test the
theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the test subjects:
theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued
over nothing.
over nothing.
2) Refused to
apologize when obviously wrong.
apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained
weight.
weight.
4) Talked
excessively without making sense.
excessively without making sense.
5) Became
overly emotional.
overly emotional.
6) Couldn't
drive.
drive.
7) Failed to
think rationally.
think rationally.
8) Had to sit
down while urinating.
down while urinating.
No further
testing was considered necessary.
Just received this notice through Bear Action Network Against Non- Alcoholic Products And Nutritious Turkey Stuffing
aka Bananan Pants (Where's a good acronym when you need it?)
testing was considered necessary.
Just received this notice through Bear Action Network Against Non- Alcoholic Products And Nutritious Turkey Stuffing
aka Bananan Pants (Where's a good acronym when you need it?)
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