Donovan Garcia avoided death by chocolate this Friday morning.

Donovan wasn't trying to avoid a cake, icecream, Chocolate confectionaries or even a restaraunt. No Donovan was trying to avoid dying in a vat of chocolate after he fell in while trying to get some of the ingredients un-stuck. Now , it might sound like something out of a slapstick movie, but it took Donovan almost 2 hours to get out.

He said, "I felt like I weighed 900 pounds." This was probably more like falling into a vat of boiling tar than jumping into a lake of chocolate to eat until satiated. The chocolate was 110 degrees. Local fire officials weren't able to pull him out initially. He was stuck, and so using their brains and maybe a couple lessons from home economics, they thinned out the chocolate by adding cocoa butter!

Donovan was treated for minor injuries after his brush with death by chocolate. Its questionable when he will need another chocolate fix.