As the icecaps slowly recede and polar bears are unable to enjoy a cold glass of Coca-Cola, this could only mean one thing; humanity is at it again! This winter has been recorded as the warmest winter in history. Apparently global warming has reached a level of such severity that it will not be counterbalanced for centuries.

Although El Nino played a role in this winters warmth, it is widely believed that the greenhouse gasses spawned of by worldwide industrialization is the root cause. So let this be a lesson to all the third-world nations out there, stay poor or deal with Al Gore.